Apocalypse Now Pt 2: Heart of Darkness

Ten minutes had passed.  Ten whole fucking minutes and the guy manning the Air New Zealand Check in Counter was still not back with my passport.  We could see him. Oh yes. He was only twenty metres away talking to his supervisor.  The supervisor was on the phone. Both of … Continue reading

You Have Been Selected…

Flashback: May 2014 You have been selected… Holy shit. Holy shit balls. Holy motherfucking balls of shit. With balls. Shit. You have been selected for further processing in the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program… Like the Last Starfighter, I’ve completed the game but have no idea about the journey that lies … Continue reading